Man, I really underachieve at posting news on my website. But really, what is newsworthy? Generally, I run up and down the highway all the time, raising hell and beating on my banjo for the amusement of onlookers. 

One notable event so far in 2026 has been the sad and untimely demise of my beloved “Abductor” touring van. Best damned van I ever had. She was a beaut’ until some reprehensible chick was texting at 4 a.m. and smashed into the back of ‘er, sending ‘er straight to van heaven. The chick was uninjured, thanks to the police officer standing between she and I. 

I’ve purchased another, nearly identical rig to carry on with, so don’t cry for me, Argentina. I’m still trying to think up some kind of mildly offensive name for her. There was the “Creeper Van”, the “Abductor Van”, and now…..?

Leave good ideas in the comments,

Jalan